Glow Up, Buttercup: Meet Our New Face Care Line!

It’s Time to Pamper That Gorgeous Face of Yours!

Listen up, skincare lovers—your face deserves better than a splash of water and a prayer. That’s why we’ve been busy cooking up something extra special: our brand-new Face Care Line! ✨ A lineup of skin-loving, glow-boosting, hydration-locking goodies designed to cleanse, nourish, and refresh your skin like never before.

But don’t worry, we’re not about that 10-step routine nonsense. Our collection is simple, effective, and straight-up fabulous—just the way skincare should be.

Why We Created a Face Care Line (And What Makes It Different)

Because your face matters—and we were tired of seeing products loaded with junk ingredients, harsh cleansers, and mystery chemicals. So, we ditched the unnecessary nonsense and packed this collection with skin-loving ingredients that actually do their job.

Gentle & Effective – Cleanses without stripping, hydrates without feeling greasy.
Multi-Tasking Magic – Each product works hard so you don’t have to.
No Weird Stuff – No sulfates, no parabens, no artificial nonsense—just good-for-you skincare.

Basically, your face just hit the skincare jackpot. 🎰

Meet the Face Care Dream Team

Let’s break it down. Whether you’re a skincare minimalist or someone who loves to layer on the luxe, here’s what you need to know:

1. Face Wash – The Glow Getter

Simply Stated Bath & Body Face Wash with Vita Beads in Peach + Citrus, displayed on a white ceramic tray with soft towel in the background.

💦 What It Does: Gently cleanses, removes impurities, and preps your skin for all the goodness that follows.
💡 How to Use: Massage onto damp skin, lather up, rinse off, and admire your fresh, clean face.

2. Face Scrub – The Buff & Polish Queen

Zit Zapper Face Scrub – Sugar + Citrus exfoliating scrub for face care. Handcrafted with brown sugar, coconut oil, and vitamin E for gentle yet effective exfoliation.

🌿 What It Does: Exfoliates away dead skin, brightens, and leaves your skin silky smooth.
💡 How to Use: Use 2-3 times a week for that just-got-a-facial glow.

3. Gelled Toner – The Hydration Hero

Simply Stated Facial Toner in Aloe + Cucumber, 4oz airless pump bottle, soothing botanical hydration for all skin types.

🌊 What It Does: Balances, soothes, and preps your skin for the next steps. Plus, it won’t run all over your hands like those watery toners (you’re welcome).
💡 How to Use: Apply with a cotton pad or pat directly onto your skin—no rinsing needed!

4. Facial Spritz – The Instant Refresh

Close-up of Simply Stated Facial Spritz with Aloe + Cucumber, a hydrating mist in a sleek blue bottle, perfect for soothing and refreshing skin.

☁️ What It Does: Hydrates, cools, and gives your skin that dewy look anytime, anywhere.
💡 How to Use: Spritz throughout the day whenever your skin needs a pick-me-up. (Bonus: It doubles as a setting spray for your makeup!)

5. Face Oil / Makeup Remover – The Multitasking MVP

What It Does: Melts away makeup, hydrates like a dream, and leaves your skin glowy but never greasy.
💡 How to Use: Massage a few drops onto your face to dissolve makeup or use as the final step in your routine for extra hydration.

But Wait… What About Face Cream?

Oh, don’t you worry—we know you’re waiting for the ultimate moisturizer to complete your skincare routine. We did make a batch for launch day, but let’s be real: it wasn’t quite up to our ridiculously high standards. So, we’re back in the lab tweaking and perfecting it to make sure it’s exactly what your skin deserves.

💡It’s coming soon, and trust us—it’ll be worth the wait!

The Perfect Face Care Routine Based on Your Skin Type

Not sure where to start? We got you.

💖 For Dry Skin: Face Wash → Gelled Toner → Face Oil → Facial Spritz (all. day. long.)
🌟 For Oily Skin: Face Wash → Face Scrub (2-3x a week) → Gelled Toner → Facial Spritz
For Combo Skin: Face Wash → Gelled Toner → Face Oil (at night) → Facial Spritz
💆‍♀️ For Sensitive Skin: Face Wash → Gelled Toner → Facial Spritz (skip the scrub, keep it gentle!)

Fun, Sassy Q&A: Skincare Edition

💬 “Will this make me look 10 years younger?”
Nope. But it will make your skin look fresh, radiant, and ridiculously healthy.

💬 “Do I really need a toner?”
Listen, we wouldn’t make it if it wasn’t a game-changer. Our gelled toner hydrates, balances, and makes everything else work better. So, yes. Yes, you do.

💬 “Can I use the Face Oil as a moisturizer?”
Absolutely! It’s lightweight and hydrating—just a few drops, and you’re good to glow.

💬 “Is this collection just for women?”
Nope. Skin is skin, and everyone deserves to glow.

Ready to Glow Up?

Your new skincare BFFs are here, and they’re ready to upgrade your routine. Whether you’re a self-care queen or just want healthy, happy skin without the fuss, this lineup is your new go-to.

📦 Shop the Face Care Collection Now and get ready to glow like never before.

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